TODD MCF copyright 1999 Nat Gertler Todd McFarlane is a famous man, you've seen him on TV. He doesn't sell you Tae-Bo or do stand-up comedy. When you see him there on CNN or Jerry Springer calls all they talk about is Todd McFarlane's balls. Todd McFarlane's balls are famous Todd McFarlane's balls are grand They want them for the Hall Of Fame the greatest in the land Todd McFarlane's balls are valuable protected by steel walls so no one gets at Todd McFarlane's balls Todd McFarlane he has hard balls Oh they're never ever soft And he probably wouldn't let you hold his balls and hear him cough But Todd McF, he never flinched he just said "how 'bout that" whene'er they swung at his balls with a mighty baseball bat Todd McFarlane's balls have stitches Todd McFarlane's balls have marks Todd McFarlane's balls seen action in our nation's largest parks And they're putting up displays now in our modern shopping malls so we'll get a look at Todd McFarlane's balls. The reason that McFarlane's balls have news crews ears a-prickin' is McGwire and Sammy Sousa gave McFarlane's balls a lickin' So he can keep his famous comics or his little action dolls all I really want it Todd McFarlane's balls!